You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:
And my all-time favorite:
this vine is too real
God I love Tumblr.
THE LAST FUCKING ONE
this fucked me up so bad
In this week’s Murder Brothers, Fernando teaches us how to get along with players of different alignments.
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Geoff is so scared of PT he had to moonwalk through it for 45 minutes.
The party has one ninja (my friend) and one battle dancer (me) who has spent many skill points in stealth-oriented skills (hide, move silently and sleight of hand) among others. We’re on a quest led by a dwarf. The ninja is fairly lawful while I’m very selfish. I have sworn to steal the dwarfs wallet because I think he will trick us. The ninja didn’t like this plan.
DM: You start moving towards the far wall of the cave. It’s almost completely dark.
Ninja: “I quickly steal the dwarfs pockets.”
DM: “His what?”
Ninja: “His pockets. Not the contents, but the pockets themselves. I rolled 20.”
DM: “….the dwarf no longer has any pockets. He still has all his items, but there is now no way to access them.”